SERIOUS SURVIVAL TOOL SCATTRAXX 1000B is an informative plaque that provides vital information to identify the BLACK BEAR. A "must have" for hikers, hunters, and anyone that likes to walk in the wilderness! An authentic plastic scat (poop) sample is magnetically mounted to the plaque. Information about the BLACK BEAR, including our exclusive "DANGEROMETER" reveal important facts to prevent a tragic BLACK BEAR encounter. First in the series, the SCATTRAXX MODEL 1000B will be limited to a production run of only 450 units. Save a life! Order today!

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HILARIOUS GAG GIFT The SCATTRAXX 1000B is an authentic plastic scat (poop) of the BLACK BEAR. Uniquely attached to our informative plaque with magnets, the bear scat can be easily removed so you can quickly play a practical joke anytime! Ask anybody to make a list of the world's Top 10 funniest things, and it will undoubtedly include the WHOOPIE CUSION, the JOY BUZZER, and PLASTIC POOP. But plastic dog poop was a gag your grandfather used. SCATTRAXX is happy to bring this basic funny concept into the 21st century! DOG POOP = funny. BEAR POOP = really funny! Make someone laugh! Order today!

Added January 14, 2008: SCATTRAXX 1000B is now endorsed by the SOCIETY of HIKERS IMPROVING TRACKING YIELDS. Thanks guys and gals!

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